Unborn 8.0 Pink Pointer surviving.

a haiku about graduating:

I’M DONE WITH HIGH SCHOOL

THESE PAST FOUR YEARS HAVE BEEN HELL

ADIOS BITCHES

merricats:

oldmanhoho:

you know you’ve made a good pun when everyone’s immediate response upon hearing it is “shut the fuck up”

#the highest compliment any pun can receive

I’d care if the person I reblogged this from committed suicide.

foxyremote:

Overdose sounds good.

lunacide:

桜

zooeyclairedeschahell:

“cool jeans,” i tell a cute boy

little did he know that i actually talking about his genes because those chromosomes have combined beautifully ay papi

(Source: zooeyclairedeschanel)

thefrogman:

Drawn by Beth Evans [tumblr | twitter | etsy]

ladies and gentlemen, my best friend after she watched Doctor Who last night.

lnfamy:

the more i analyse macbeth (the play) the more i hate macbeth (the character) but love lady macbeth (live fast die young bad girls do it well)

shessosumptuous:

So homosexuality is a sin but high heeled sneakers aren’t

(Source: charmslapped)

(Source: abeachcottage.com)

nigerian:

[singing in shower] [simon cowell appears] “its a no from me”


(Source: badtvblog)

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